Squishy Penguin
Top 10 Things to do in RB on a Saturday night
by Mike Heath

10. Maim old people
9. Drive around aimlessly looking for a decent party
8. Pray for hot girls
7. Masturbate
6. Write for the Fly
5. Watch Ralph Reed on the Christian Brainwashing Network
4. Masturbate
3. Go to Silver Cinemas.oh wait.Go to Ben and Jerry's.oh wait.Go to the cool
RB Hangout.oh wait
2. Harass cashiers at fast food restaurants
1. Get shot at while eating at Sombrero's