Squishy Penguin
The 13th Grade
by Mike Heath

Here at Rancho Bernardo High School every student knows of the thirteenth grade. It is an unspeakable place to some, a paradise to others. It is an unspeakable place to some, a paradise to others. It is the thirteenth grade, RB High North, UCP, but ultimately it is Palomar (and yes, it is a college).

Three Fly Writers went undercover to discover the truth about Palomar. One dropped the assignment in the first week. Didn't have the stomach for it.pussy bitch. What did the other two find? Well, aside from chalkboards, projectors, desks, bored students, old videotapes and really slow clocks, there was just an ashtray. That's right: Palomar is nothing more than RB High School plus smoking - and oh ya, much hotter girls.