G.A.T.
Gangsta Aptitude Test
The following exam was administered as an Ebonics version of the SAT:
1) You juss robbed som jack mo fo wit $20 in his wallet. You can buy:
A. A dime an two 40's
B. A new pair of Fila's
C. Dashikki down tha block
D. Yo mama
2) Iss tha end of da monf again and da man is on your jack for da rent. You:
A. Bust a cap in his ass
B. Say, "shit, man, why you all up in ma bidness?"
C. Have anutha kid on welfare
D. Yo mama
3) You and ya holmes are bangin down da block when yall scam da uther mo fo's comin yo way. If ya both jakin yo hydros, and both yall draw yur gats, which of da following happens:
A. shit goes down in da hood
B. Ya check yur colors and let tha cop-killers fly
C. shit, man, I do'no maff
D. Yo mama
4) You drink haff a 40. How much be left:
A. Haff
B. Da uther haff
C. Zum mo
D. Bout enuff to jak yo mama
5) You, beein da shit you are, dress yo self in da morn in which of deese:
A. Yo Tek 9 wit da Raiders hat
B. Da AK47 wit yo Fila's
C. Yo blade and ya colors
D. "fuck man, what's a nigga like me doin up at dis time in da morn?"
6) Tiz yo 21st birfday. You:
A. Hook up wit Dashikki down tha block an treat her to MceeDees
B. Treat yo self to crack, ice cream, an 40's
C. Gaffle da man
D. I do'no maff
JOG-MAFEE
7) Wher iz da mutherland at:
A. Compton
B. Afrika
C. Souff Centra
D. Yo mama
8) What am da capita of Cali:
A. Da Hood
B. Compton
C. Compton
D. Compton
ANALAMA-G's
9) Tek 9 : Gatt ::
A. Yo mama : Dashikki
B. Fila : Nike
C. Tupac : Barry White
D. St. Ives : Colt 45
10) Malt Liquor : Da Chronic ::
A. Da Man : Da Systum
B. ReeRun : MC Hammer
C. Fat Albert : Shaft
D. Yo mama : Dashikki
xplain in 25 wordz or less, who da man.
The following exam was administered as an Ebonics version of the SAT:
1) You juss robbed som jack mo fo wit $20 in his wallet. You can buy:
A. A dime an two 40's
B. A new pair of Fila's
C. Dashikki down tha block
D. Yo mama
2) Iss tha end of da monf again and da man is on your jack for da rent. You:
A. Bust a cap in his ass
B. Say, "shit, man, why you all up in ma bidness?"
C. Have anutha kid on welfare
D. Yo mama
3) You and ya holmes are bangin down da block when yall scam da uther mo fo's comin yo way. If ya both jakin yo hydros, and both yall draw yur gats, which of da following happens:
A. shit goes down in da hood
B. Ya check yur colors and let tha cop-killers fly
C. shit, man, I do'no maff
D. Yo mama
4) You drink haff a 40. How much be left:
A. Haff
B. Da uther haff
C. Zum mo
D. Bout enuff to jak yo mama
5) You, beein da shit you are, dress yo self in da morn in which of deese:
A. Yo Tek 9 wit da Raiders hat
B. Da AK47 wit yo Fila's
C. Yo blade and ya colors
D. "fuck man, what's a nigga like me doin up at dis time in da morn?"
6) Tiz yo 21st birfday. You:
A. Hook up wit Dashikki down tha block an treat her to MceeDees
B. Treat yo self to crack, ice cream, an 40's
C. Gaffle da man
D. I do'no maff
JOG-MAFEE
7) Wher iz da mutherland at:
A. Compton
B. Afrika
C. Souff Centra
D. Yo mama
8) What am da capita of Cali:
A. Da Hood
B. Compton
C. Compton
D. Compton
ANALAMA-G's
9) Tek 9 : Gatt ::
A. Yo mama : Dashikki
B. Fila : Nike
C. Tupac : Barry White
D. St. Ives : Colt 45
10) Malt Liquor : Da Chronic ::
A. Da Man : Da Systum
B. ReeRun : MC Hammer
C. Fat Albert : Shaft
D. Yo mama : Dashikki
xplain in 25 wordz or less, who da man.