Screen Name Analyses
this is just a little something my friend Stephen decided to do one boring day. He analyzed screen name’s of various ppl while maintaining anonymity. I continued the tradition a little bit...
Itzakadoozie: What is a itzakadoozie by the way?
SonicW3: Sonic the hedghog was such a cool game back in the day. What happened to that sega stuff?
SD201Chonnom: This farmer needs to stop spending his money on pc and more on his farmer kids.
I Sing of Olaf: Seems to be in love with a fellow named olaf. Olaf reminds me of a big fat viking. Who could be in love with a big fat viking?
RoyGBiv loves you: hahaha
Mr Rainbo luv u2: hahahahahhahahhaha...Loy is hilarious
PrettyLazyBoy: sigh...
mustcstv: A clever incorporation of must see tv and a name. This person has an unhealthy obsession with television watching and must be cured immediately.
Big Game James: This fellow James obviously has game. Like that movie He Got Game. Most likely he is big pimpin, spending g's.
JKrew83: Maybe has an obsession with that store, J Crew. 83 likely indicates year of birth.
Dangoo Shots: Is this like gochu shots? Actually dangoo just means pool. Something much more harmless.
Badook23: This means babo.
Itzakadoozie: What is a itzakadoozie by the way?
SonicW3: Sonic the hedghog was such a cool game back in the day. What happened to that sega stuff?
SD201Chonnom: This farmer needs to stop spending his money on pc and more on his farmer kids.
I Sing of Olaf: Seems to be in love with a fellow named olaf. Olaf reminds me of a big fat viking. Who could be in love with a big fat viking?
RoyGBiv loves you: hahaha
Mr Rainbo luv u2: hahahahahhahahhaha...Loy is hilarious
PrettyLazyBoy: sigh...
mustcstv: A clever incorporation of must see tv and a name. This person has an unhealthy obsession with television watching and must be cured immediately.
Big Game James: This fellow James obviously has game. Like that movie He Got Game. Most likely he is big pimpin, spending g's.
JKrew83: Maybe has an obsession with that store, J Crew. 83 likely indicates year of birth.
Dangoo Shots: Is this like gochu shots? Actually dangoo just means pool. Something much more harmless.
Badook23: This means babo.
LilKoaly: What's up with all this "lil" nonsense? Girls all want to seem small for some reason. I don't get it. And penguins are better than koalas anyday :-P
Pudgey33: Pudgey is a fun word. ehehehehe...
Sophia 3v16: For some reason the 3v16 always reminds me of like the version number for software. Like AOL v. 6.0 = version 6.0. Whereas this would be like the 316 version of Sophia?
MicFik1: Mic refers to a mic like one used by rappers. This displays this person's rapper status and ghettoness. He/she most likely wears ghetto yellow hats all the time. Fik refers to a name or something like that.
BG Daisies: Big Daisies, like the ones in Wizard of Oz...maybe I just don't remember correctly. But I know for sure that there was a field of poppies.
BGJenBB: This Jennifer, which is such a common name for some reason, is obsessed with the letter B. The second letter G was probably a mistake and is actually supposed to be yet another B. Somehow this translates into Jennifer is wonderful?
Quik Syk: The master of quickness and deception. Quik Syk is one who loves to rhyme things and ask others for physics homework.
SendhilP: This is either Sendhil or someone saying "send hilp" and mispelled help.
mog022: Man of God #22. Or this could refer to that loveable character in Final Fantasy 3.
Biby Chari: Biby Biby hit me one more time! O geez. Biby demonstrates an inability to spell. Chari brings the word charred to mind for some reason. Subject is possibly a pyromaniac and is most likely ghetto.
Mawneejay702: This is a tad obvious. Anyhow, does anyone remember that r&b group 702? They had like two singles and disappeared. Oh well, I guess that's just the way it goes.
Dibbs858: Maybe it means this individual has dibs on San Diego when her people take over the world?
LilAznQTPai: Subject is obviously little, Asian, and cute. Need I say more?
SushiSB3: Shows an incredible love of sushi. Sushi is pretty good. Personally, I prefer shrimp tempura over sushi but whatever. SB3 can be interpreted in a fashino that is not appropriate for this family orientated website :-P j/k maybe...
Jammy105: Subject obviously has not overcome his/her childhood days because he/she still lives in the fantasy childhood language world. "Jammy" to indicate nightgown shows a childish necessity for his/her parents. Of course, he/she could be referring to those cool racing car or tmnt pajamas which would indicate his/her infinite coolness. On the other hand, one could interpret this sn as meaning the owner likes to jam. He/she could be a real party animal who enjoys such music as Bob Marley’s “were jammin”. nice inc. of the b-day btw.
AtomcBunny: Beware -- individual is both deranged & schizophrenic. Subject has aspirations to wreak havoc (indicated by violent nature of word "atomic") & is hyper, thus meaning that he/she has no self-control in these ambitions. Once again, I say there are too many bunnies. I fear this radiation emitting rodent’s power. Please don’t hurt me.
Hygene7: Individual obviously is obsessed with keeping him/herself clean in public view but probably not so privately because he/she takes little care in spelling her sn right (hygiene not hygene). This may indicate insecurity, especially considering the fact that he/she has chosen such a low # (7). Also, this sn can be interpreted as saying, “Hi, Gene”, which would be an expression of obsession w/those named Gene such as Gene Siskel (R.I.P.) and his arousing thumbs.
Angelic835: Subject obviously thinks too high of him/herself & is self-centered. Obvious as seen by word "angelic", indicating superhuman, supernatural characteristics. May be dangerous. Also, very high # (835). May be megalomaniac. Desire for loftiness is apparent.
Pudgey33: Pudgey is a fun word. ehehehehe...
Sophia 3v16: For some reason the 3v16 always reminds me of like the version number for software. Like AOL v. 6.0 = version 6.0. Whereas this would be like the 316 version of Sophia?
MicFik1: Mic refers to a mic like one used by rappers. This displays this person's rapper status and ghettoness. He/she most likely wears ghetto yellow hats all the time. Fik refers to a name or something like that.
BG Daisies: Big Daisies, like the ones in Wizard of Oz...maybe I just don't remember correctly. But I know for sure that there was a field of poppies.
BGJenBB: This Jennifer, which is such a common name for some reason, is obsessed with the letter B. The second letter G was probably a mistake and is actually supposed to be yet another B. Somehow this translates into Jennifer is wonderful?
Quik Syk: The master of quickness and deception. Quik Syk is one who loves to rhyme things and ask others for physics homework.
SendhilP: This is either Sendhil or someone saying "send hilp" and mispelled help.
mog022: Man of God #22. Or this could refer to that loveable character in Final Fantasy 3.
Biby Chari: Biby Biby hit me one more time! O geez. Biby demonstrates an inability to spell. Chari brings the word charred to mind for some reason. Subject is possibly a pyromaniac and is most likely ghetto.
Mawneejay702: This is a tad obvious. Anyhow, does anyone remember that r&b group 702? They had like two singles and disappeared. Oh well, I guess that's just the way it goes.
Dibbs858: Maybe it means this individual has dibs on San Diego when her people take over the world?
LilAznQTPai: Subject is obviously little, Asian, and cute. Need I say more?
SushiSB3: Shows an incredible love of sushi. Sushi is pretty good. Personally, I prefer shrimp tempura over sushi but whatever. SB3 can be interpreted in a fashino that is not appropriate for this family orientated website :-P j/k maybe...
Jammy105: Subject obviously has not overcome his/her childhood days because he/she still lives in the fantasy childhood language world. "Jammy" to indicate nightgown shows a childish necessity for his/her parents. Of course, he/she could be referring to those cool racing car or tmnt pajamas which would indicate his/her infinite coolness. On the other hand, one could interpret this sn as meaning the owner likes to jam. He/she could be a real party animal who enjoys such music as Bob Marley’s “were jammin”. nice inc. of the b-day btw.
AtomcBunny: Beware -- individual is both deranged & schizophrenic. Subject has aspirations to wreak havoc (indicated by violent nature of word "atomic") & is hyper, thus meaning that he/she has no self-control in these ambitions. Once again, I say there are too many bunnies. I fear this radiation emitting rodent’s power. Please don’t hurt me.
Hygene7: Individual obviously is obsessed with keeping him/herself clean in public view but probably not so privately because he/she takes little care in spelling her sn right (hygiene not hygene). This may indicate insecurity, especially considering the fact that he/she has chosen such a low # (7). Also, this sn can be interpreted as saying, “Hi, Gene”, which would be an expression of obsession w/those named Gene such as Gene Siskel (R.I.P.) and his arousing thumbs.
Angelic835: Subject obviously thinks too high of him/herself & is self-centered. Obvious as seen by word "angelic", indicating superhuman, supernatural characteristics. May be dangerous. Also, very high # (835). May be megalomaniac. Desire for loftiness is apparent.
ODumpling: Individual derives sn from a t-shirt, "Oriental dumpling." Shows true pride in Asianness (despite derogatory connotation of term "Oriental") but kind of a mocking of self ("dumpling", so stereotypical). Likes Asian food. May have dreams of grandeur as being a superhero. If so, I’d like to be his corny sidekick as the Fortune Cookie or Kim Chi.
Chink180: Obviously, little pride in cultural heritage due to derogatry self-label. Nonetheless, high self-esteem indicated by rather high # (180).
CntChoc: This sn has been interpreted to mean "Count Chocula", popular character in children's cereal. Indicates slight childishness but also a tendency for beginnings (cereal=breakfast=morning=start of day). Subject known to enjoy breakfast, sometimes sacrificing school for it. Thus, values breakfast (as it is the most important meal of the day) over education. Probably enjoys sweetness too, indicated by desire for chocolate. mmmmm....chocolate...
Litle1Girl: I must say that it indicates severe personal weaknesses. "Little" misspelt, indicating lack of motivation to check the spelling of such a basic word. Also, belittles her self-esteem with the word "little". Litle could also mean a lack of attention which subject may crave. Another explanation is that this girl is simply little and is #1 at the same time.
PwrChords: Individual very mysterious, possibly megalomaniac like angelic835. Power chords? This is not understood, thus indicates individual wants to convey mysterious air. Use of term "power" indicates personal strength & self-esteem. Subject probably musically inclined.
hlegna: sn reminiscent of a witch's name. Thus, subject may associate with ritualistic & mysterious symbols. Nothing further can be deduced from this sn.
SamraiKAIJ: Individual has revealed that his/her sn means that he/she is a member of a samurai organization and his/her 1st initial is "J". Indicates desire to belong to an organization, preferably one that is belligerent & hostile. Thus, individual might have some of these characteristics. Very Asian-pridy yet mysterious.
CalikoKING: King indicates that this subject is male. At the same time, he is catlike and possibly very feminine. Calico cats are apparently very important to this king. And what is he king of? I suppose the calico cats. Perhaps he should attempt to be involved with the production known as “Cats”. Running around in tights seems like it’d be enjoyable for him. I have been informed that this sn acutally means California Korean King thus indicating the subject’s race and location.
PerfectFwy: This sn is meant to say Perfect Freeway....which makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. that means what? He/She obviously has an ego problem as well as a lack of touch w/reality. Insanity is likely.
i2hot4ya: 2 interpretations of subj: has perspiratory problems that may lower self-esteem or has too high self-esteem in thinking him/herself "hot". Subject, if known, definitely does not fit this 2nd one, so I'd have to say the 1st one ...
DaAsnDog: capitalization helps clarify meaning of sn. Obviously a gangbanger. Asian. Possibly a dog. May have canine tendencies typical of Asians (i.e., enjoying gourmet pet meat). More likely than not consistently asks “Where my dogs at?” Probably has problems w/blood on his/her hands and ......W/O capitalization, daasndog can mean "denver american apple street screen name dog," whose interpretation is unclear.
HiYogiBear: amiable personality, for he/she greets people a lot ... or rather, greets animals a lot. Subject has been identified as same as daasndog. Subject may have animalistic tendencies and may be lonely to greet animals. Of bourse, Yogi Bear is a cartoon character who devours a lot of food.
OrezRYummi: subject, same as hiyogibear and odumpling, has obsession with food. May be anorexic and crave food so much that he/she thinks of it constantly; hence the culinary sn's. Nonetheless, subject may be obese due to sn's with such high-fat connotations. Oh well, that's enough; now going on to ...
StylinChi: may be a hairdresser due to reference to "stylin'". May also be fashion designer. May also be culinary artist (chi may be short for kimchi or something, i dunno). Or may be subject's last name, but this cannot be substantiated due to my pledge of anonymity. Snobby, high self-esteem due to reference to stylin'.
CrapMasta1: master of the feces. self explanatory
Wanglebang: an odd sn which reveals the owners name. bang can mean several things. simply a loud sound, a gunshot, or something which has nothing to do w/sound. the combination of a loud sound and a wangle creates (yup, you guessed it) an odd man who enjoys the dive as it is both loud and wangle.
DaZnDRaGoN: indicates Aznness as well as a very cool “animal”: the dragon (which has an Asian connotation in itself). This dragon has been linked w/the infamous Narcoleptic Bootlegger.
Avi115: Very uncreative. Reveals the owner’s name. It’s rather avious as to who this is..hahahaha...my God that’s a horrible joke. o well, hopefully the schwartzineggar will forgive me.
RegulatBob: Subject either hides behind a mask of normalcy (thus revealing that he/she is in fact the exact opposite: an odd deranged individual) as regular bob and cannot spell or shows the subject’s desire to regulate against or for or for himself Bob. In this case, the regulator feels the need for violence and off roading. Subject seems like he/she likes little children and puts them in his/her keychains. If none of these analyses are correct, this sn can simply be explained as “cool as ice”....not vanilla ice btw
Chocoboy83: This sn is infinitely cool as it is reminiscent of the greatest series of video games made in history. Final Fantasy (III was best i don’t care what u say drizzam!). It has been interpreted by others as chocolate boy (as in black), but this has been proven incorrect. 83 indicates birth year and chocolate could mean an obsession w/sweets. through my personal experience, i’d have to say he/she enjoys sweet men/women...j/p
LilMikey83: Lil indicates subject’s small stature or feelings of insecurity. Mikey displays this subject’s rather immature state of being. to my knowledge, this LilMikey cannot and never will dunk either due to small stature or inability to jump more than two inches off the ground (prove me wrong mr. fastro!) 83 is the birth year.
TruBliss21: True Bliss? I could say that true bliss is what this subject is capable of giving others, but that would sound crude. TruBliss21 could mean that this person believes true bliss can only be experienced at the age of 21 when many doors are opened from the legal perspective. Also, it could mean that true bliss is what this subject is looking for.
VivaChe83: VivaChe means long live Che. Due to my insight and natural genius, I determine that Che means Che Guevara. Personally, I believe that it should mean Long Live Cheese. One can see the logic in this estimation through the following phrases. VivaChe! VivaCheeeeee! VivaCheeeeese!!!!
KillerSGuy: This is a dark, dangerous individual who is obviously a guy. The S indicates his first name. Killer is reminiscient of a tough guy act coming from the same person who continually claims I’m ghetto. At least I’m not a killer. Subject claims the sn just means he’s a killer person as in cool. Of course, no one has used the word killer as cool for about a decade or so and is thus worthless in that context.
Jk0iSeNSei: Likes to use varying capitalization indicating spontaneous and rebellious nature. J indicates first name. The words Koi and Sensei are Japanese indicating the subject’s race. Koi translates to love. Sensei translates to master. Thus, J is the Love Master. According to the owner of this sn, one can interpret this as either a romantic nature or a funny joke. Maybe a little of both. I’ll let you decide.
MnInYllwHt: The Man in the Yellow Hat. For those that don’t remember, the Man in the Yellow Hat is the “protector” of Curious George. That loveable scamp. Monkeys are cool!!! Anyway, this sn indicates a desire to protect those he/she loves as well as an affination for yellow (possibly linked to Asian as they are characterized as yellow for a reason I just don’t know). He may also have an obsession w/bananas. Wow. I love to spell banana. B-a-n-a-n-a. It’s so much fun.
LuvMonkE44: Another monkey related sn. Of course, this isn’t simply related to monkeys it’s directly associated. This monkey of love could also be a monk of love w/an E44 which means...nothing. This monkey either needs love or has way too much of it.
Chink180: Obviously, little pride in cultural heritage due to derogatry self-label. Nonetheless, high self-esteem indicated by rather high # (180).
CntChoc: This sn has been interpreted to mean "Count Chocula", popular character in children's cereal. Indicates slight childishness but also a tendency for beginnings (cereal=breakfast=morning=start of day). Subject known to enjoy breakfast, sometimes sacrificing school for it. Thus, values breakfast (as it is the most important meal of the day) over education. Probably enjoys sweetness too, indicated by desire for chocolate. mmmmm....chocolate...
Litle1Girl: I must say that it indicates severe personal weaknesses. "Little" misspelt, indicating lack of motivation to check the spelling of such a basic word. Also, belittles her self-esteem with the word "little". Litle could also mean a lack of attention which subject may crave. Another explanation is that this girl is simply little and is #1 at the same time.
PwrChords: Individual very mysterious, possibly megalomaniac like angelic835. Power chords? This is not understood, thus indicates individual wants to convey mysterious air. Use of term "power" indicates personal strength & self-esteem. Subject probably musically inclined.
hlegna: sn reminiscent of a witch's name. Thus, subject may associate with ritualistic & mysterious symbols. Nothing further can be deduced from this sn.
SamraiKAIJ: Individual has revealed that his/her sn means that he/she is a member of a samurai organization and his/her 1st initial is "J". Indicates desire to belong to an organization, preferably one that is belligerent & hostile. Thus, individual might have some of these characteristics. Very Asian-pridy yet mysterious.
CalikoKING: King indicates that this subject is male. At the same time, he is catlike and possibly very feminine. Calico cats are apparently very important to this king. And what is he king of? I suppose the calico cats. Perhaps he should attempt to be involved with the production known as “Cats”. Running around in tights seems like it’d be enjoyable for him. I have been informed that this sn acutally means California Korean King thus indicating the subject’s race and location.
PerfectFwy: This sn is meant to say Perfect Freeway....which makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. that means what? He/She obviously has an ego problem as well as a lack of touch w/reality. Insanity is likely.
i2hot4ya: 2 interpretations of subj: has perspiratory problems that may lower self-esteem or has too high self-esteem in thinking him/herself "hot". Subject, if known, definitely does not fit this 2nd one, so I'd have to say the 1st one ...
DaAsnDog: capitalization helps clarify meaning of sn. Obviously a gangbanger. Asian. Possibly a dog. May have canine tendencies typical of Asians (i.e., enjoying gourmet pet meat). More likely than not consistently asks “Where my dogs at?” Probably has problems w/blood on his/her hands and ......W/O capitalization, daasndog can mean "denver american apple street screen name dog," whose interpretation is unclear.
HiYogiBear: amiable personality, for he/she greets people a lot ... or rather, greets animals a lot. Subject has been identified as same as daasndog. Subject may have animalistic tendencies and may be lonely to greet animals. Of bourse, Yogi Bear is a cartoon character who devours a lot of food.
OrezRYummi: subject, same as hiyogibear and odumpling, has obsession with food. May be anorexic and crave food so much that he/she thinks of it constantly; hence the culinary sn's. Nonetheless, subject may be obese due to sn's with such high-fat connotations. Oh well, that's enough; now going on to ...
StylinChi: may be a hairdresser due to reference to "stylin'". May also be fashion designer. May also be culinary artist (chi may be short for kimchi or something, i dunno). Or may be subject's last name, but this cannot be substantiated due to my pledge of anonymity. Snobby, high self-esteem due to reference to stylin'.
CrapMasta1: master of the feces. self explanatory
Wanglebang: an odd sn which reveals the owners name. bang can mean several things. simply a loud sound, a gunshot, or something which has nothing to do w/sound. the combination of a loud sound and a wangle creates (yup, you guessed it) an odd man who enjoys the dive as it is both loud and wangle.
DaZnDRaGoN: indicates Aznness as well as a very cool “animal”: the dragon (which has an Asian connotation in itself). This dragon has been linked w/the infamous Narcoleptic Bootlegger.
Avi115: Very uncreative. Reveals the owner’s name. It’s rather avious as to who this is..hahahaha...my God that’s a horrible joke. o well, hopefully the schwartzineggar will forgive me.
RegulatBob: Subject either hides behind a mask of normalcy (thus revealing that he/she is in fact the exact opposite: an odd deranged individual) as regular bob and cannot spell or shows the subject’s desire to regulate against or for or for himself Bob. In this case, the regulator feels the need for violence and off roading. Subject seems like he/she likes little children and puts them in his/her keychains. If none of these analyses are correct, this sn can simply be explained as “cool as ice”....not vanilla ice btw
Chocoboy83: This sn is infinitely cool as it is reminiscent of the greatest series of video games made in history. Final Fantasy (III was best i don’t care what u say drizzam!). It has been interpreted by others as chocolate boy (as in black), but this has been proven incorrect. 83 indicates birth year and chocolate could mean an obsession w/sweets. through my personal experience, i’d have to say he/she enjoys sweet men/women...j/p
LilMikey83: Lil indicates subject’s small stature or feelings of insecurity. Mikey displays this subject’s rather immature state of being. to my knowledge, this LilMikey cannot and never will dunk either due to small stature or inability to jump more than two inches off the ground (prove me wrong mr. fastro!) 83 is the birth year.
TruBliss21: True Bliss? I could say that true bliss is what this subject is capable of giving others, but that would sound crude. TruBliss21 could mean that this person believes true bliss can only be experienced at the age of 21 when many doors are opened from the legal perspective. Also, it could mean that true bliss is what this subject is looking for.
VivaChe83: VivaChe means long live Che. Due to my insight and natural genius, I determine that Che means Che Guevara. Personally, I believe that it should mean Long Live Cheese. One can see the logic in this estimation through the following phrases. VivaChe! VivaCheeeeee! VivaCheeeeese!!!!
KillerSGuy: This is a dark, dangerous individual who is obviously a guy. The S indicates his first name. Killer is reminiscient of a tough guy act coming from the same person who continually claims I’m ghetto. At least I’m not a killer. Subject claims the sn just means he’s a killer person as in cool. Of course, no one has used the word killer as cool for about a decade or so and is thus worthless in that context.
Jk0iSeNSei: Likes to use varying capitalization indicating spontaneous and rebellious nature. J indicates first name. The words Koi and Sensei are Japanese indicating the subject’s race. Koi translates to love. Sensei translates to master. Thus, J is the Love Master. According to the owner of this sn, one can interpret this as either a romantic nature or a funny joke. Maybe a little of both. I’ll let you decide.
MnInYllwHt: The Man in the Yellow Hat. For those that don’t remember, the Man in the Yellow Hat is the “protector” of Curious George. That loveable scamp. Monkeys are cool!!! Anyway, this sn indicates a desire to protect those he/she loves as well as an affination for yellow (possibly linked to Asian as they are characterized as yellow for a reason I just don’t know). He may also have an obsession w/bananas. Wow. I love to spell banana. B-a-n-a-n-a. It’s so much fun.
LuvMonkE44: Another monkey related sn. Of course, this isn’t simply related to monkeys it’s directly associated. This monkey of love could also be a monk of love w/an E44 which means...nothing. This monkey either needs love or has way too much of it.