Dog, my name is ron don juan
and this is a story bout my long dong john
little johnny be playing in the park

BAM BAM BAM
little johnny be playing in the dark
die die die
yes that’s how it is in the hood
man damn us white boys
we be shot dead down

Chorus:
ohhhhhhhhhh
the life of a white man
ohhhhhhhhhh
the life of a white man
ohhhhhhhhhh
we try to be tight
we try to be gangstas
shooting in the night
ohhhhhhhhhhhh
we run, we hide
dodging thousand bullets
we can only die

the life of a white man...

damn hoe, yo silly little hoey
you tryied to lick my joey
but i slapped you silly

then you tried to lay me
but i said hell no
cause i be white
and too good for you

background:
smooth joe, what the heck yo yo? She wants you bad, she wants you now.

Response:
But i be white,
and pure like that,
so i tell that silly hoe
get outtta my life

so she runs out the door
dressed in rags being poor
and I lauph at that hoar
cause she gonna screw a boar

I go to the super market
to by some spagetti
but outta the dark
i see a balck mercedes

BAM BAM BAM
bullets scream in the air
trying to hit me
little white joey

I scream, i dive
I duck and weave
and the bullets miss me
cause i too white to see

those gangstas be screaming
DIE JOEY DIE
so i pick up my pie
and shove apples up their ass

then i get my bannna
and look at the gangsta hanna
and i said hey girl
i gonna screw you silly

with a bannna in one hand
and some pie in the other
I jump on the hoar
and screw her silly

two more gangstas left
and they turn to face me
bullet fly through the air
and pee hits me

i roll and dive
and grab my white cream
and spray it in there mouth
till his face turns green

one more punk left
and he throws a knife at me
I duck and i weave
and stab him with me knee

The crowd is cheering
the crowd is cheering
cause the white man rules
the white man joey

RONALD DONALD MCDONALD
don't ever screw with me.
cause i the white boy
and you can't get me

The life of a white boy....