Squishy Penguin
What the bloodclot?!

here's a little allegory for ya, there was this cow and the cow was really really weird. it looked like a chicken w/a penguin suit but it was a cow. i swear. so the cow goes to the market and tries to buy some jello. but the clerk wont accept hay. what the heck?!!! so the cow tips the clerk and throws its feces in the store like those weird monkeys do, u kno like spider monkeys or somethin right? so yea. then the cow went home and watched snl while eating jello it apparently already had in the fridge...or maybe the freezer. o wait u keep unmade jello in the pantry right? ok i guess so. so yea. i think this is a metaphor for life.