i'll tell u a story cuz i like telling stories. once there was this cow. now this was no ordinary cow. it was a magical cow of lightening. and not just any lightening. but purple lightening! now thats a magical cow! so anyway, some intelligent deficient hicks attempted to push the cow over in its sleep. one would expect the cow to fry the suckers. but no, this magical cow was a benevolent cow. it taught the hicks the error of their evil ways by sitting on their heads. this works for reasons that i cant explain but im sure it does work because i said so. the hicks reformed or suffocated whichever came first. then the cow threw the spoon over the moon for the cow had eaten too many gummi bears to jump over it at that point. then the cow ran away with the fork. it was an abusive relationship in which the cow simply used the fork. the fork was nothing but a prop, a utensil to this magical cow. the magical cow who was once benevolent and fat became fatter and maniacal. in the end, the magical cow attempted to take over the world using its powerful purple lightening fireball combo attack. but since he/she (i never really specified) couldnt find any purple lightening the cow ended up falling asleep and becoming a guru of rap. i dont really think this is a perfect metaphor for life but ill say it anyway. i think this is a perfect metaphor for life. always remember me and that scissors are my inspiration. sleep is fun and food is good.