May 11, 2001

I don't even know what the hell that's supposed to mean, but whatevers. So this is the so-called "me" section where I post a bunch of crap about my likes and interests and all that nonsense. But then again this whole website is probably that anyway as are most websites. Ionno. I guess I could give you some background info on my life so it looks like I have content.

I was born August 8, 1983 at Martin Luther King, Jr. Hospital in Anaheim, California. My full name is Jason Daniel Sato and I've got a brother, Brian, and a sister Kelcy. My parents are from Sacramento and we've been living in San Diego for a good 17 years now. I've lived in the same neighborhood (basically, we moved about 2 minutes in '89). The memories that stand out in my mind are being short all the time and enjoying el fudge cookies from sixth grade to the present time. Most if not all describe me as this short, sarcastic filipino looking guy. I'm 100% Japanese and I just have a permanent tan from fun summers in Sacramento in my cousins' pool. Everyone thinks I'm a cynic but I just figure I'm a realist but whatevers. This is getting pretty freaking lame. TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD DO FOR CONTENT, PLEASE. O dang, actually I have plenty of articles and things to post but I'm so freaking lazy. Aish...

My collection of McDonald's Happy Meal toys is steadily growing. For some reason someone buys happy meals in my family even though the youngest person is 11. No one wants the toy and so it always ends up in my room. So far I have an alien furby that plays a song, a mini version of those mechanical dogs w/eyes that light up into hearts, a fish that moves on wheels, and various other interesting things.

I got skater shoes the other day. I've been wanting a simple pair of black vans because they look so comfortable and wide. Nike and all them make my toes feel all squished. I ended up getting some ever popular osirises. I didn't even know that was the trendy and hip thing to do nowadays (at least in rb) until Roy said so. I honestly just wanted some comfortable shoes. They look like those Happy Feet shoes that they sell in the mall except they are for guys. Anyway, Roy says that the cool thing to do with skater shoes is to put a sock or another shoe's tongue into the shoe so the tongue looks even fatter and puffs up more. You are supposed to tuck your pants legs underneath the tongue so you can see the coolness all the time.

Dude, tomorrow is the last day before prom tickets rise $10 and its the last day to turn in guest passes. Guess what two things I'll be doing tomorrow? O geez. I laggin this year. I guess prom just isn't that important anymore (not that it should be). I have to get the tickets, a tux, dinner plans, after plans, etc. all done in like 8 days. It can be done though. I want to go in just khakis and a dress shirt. Lend me your support by doing the same! Be scrubby to prom! You paid $75 or whatever to go! Dress so you can be comfortable and breathe! Or just don't. I don't even care about you anyway. Always remember that prom could stand for people roll over manholes. So don't be stupid saying prom is perfection and all that. Don't kid yourself. Only pc is perfection. Live life and sleep or somethin

I saw that weakest link crap today with the cast of survivor. It was lame. That lady says the same lines over and over and she's not even funny. The cast of survivor was funny. She was just stupid. She doesn't even impersonate a German dominatrix that well anyway.

Men's retreat for CKC (my church) is memorial day weekend. It's supposed to be like 4 days of camping and being dirty in the wilderness. We'll see if I don't just be a pansy and stay in my nice air conditioned home.