Name: Nima Aghdam
Occupation: Student at UC Berkeley, filmmaker
Favorite Memory of Jason: him being asleep in physics
Days It Takes to Grow a Beard: .375
Quote: Why am I so good looking?
Jason: Hey, Nima. I’m going to interview you for my website.
Nima: Ok, cool.
Jason: So when are you going to make a movie about how great I am?
Nima: Uh, what are you talking about?
Jason: You know, the one for all my fans.
Nima: I thought we were going to talk about me.
Jason: Yea yea, I’m getting to that. So what’s your favorite teletubby?
Nima: Is there a blue one?
Jason: Sure, why not? What was your favorite part of the school year?
Nima: Well, I
Jason: Sitting next to me in physics? All right. Good answer.
Nima: I never said that.
Jason: What are you talking about?
Nima: I liked sitting next to you in physics a lot more than this interview. You were asleep then so you weren’t babbling away.
Jason: What are you implying?
Nima: I’m implying that you’re stupid!
Jason: Um…can you break it down for me in layman’s terms?
Nima: Argh…never mind. My favorite color is blue, I enjoy movies and learning to play basketball, and I’m going to go away from you now.
Jason: Ok, good interview! Thanks Nima!
Occupation: Student at UC Berkeley, filmmaker
Favorite Memory of Jason: him being asleep in physics
Days It Takes to Grow a Beard: .375
Quote: Why am I so good looking?
Jason: Hey, Nima. I’m going to interview you for my website.
Nima: Ok, cool.
Jason: So when are you going to make a movie about how great I am?
Nima: Uh, what are you talking about?
Jason: You know, the one for all my fans.
Nima: I thought we were going to talk about me.
Jason: Yea yea, I’m getting to that. So what’s your favorite teletubby?
Nima: Is there a blue one?
Jason: Sure, why not? What was your favorite part of the school year?
Nima: Well, I
Jason: Sitting next to me in physics? All right. Good answer.
Nima: I never said that.
Jason: What are you talking about?
Nima: I liked sitting next to you in physics a lot more than this interview. You were asleep then so you weren’t babbling away.
Jason: What are you implying?
Nima: I’m implying that you’re stupid!
Jason: Um…can you break it down for me in layman’s terms?
Nima: Argh…never mind. My favorite color is blue, I enjoy movies and learning to play basketball, and I’m going to go away from you now.
Jason: Ok, good interview! Thanks Nima!