Name: Gareth Allen
Favorite Memory of Jason: When 6 of us packed into my car and tried to go to McDonald’s during the break in the middle of the APEC practice test.
Favorite Country: Not England. It’s cold there.
Reasons for Not Being a Shoemaker: I have no desire to make shoes. It’s just not me.
Best Skateboarding Trick: The hardest one I know how to do is the ollie.
Jason: Thanks for lending us the dinosaur costume. Barney was a big hit!
Gareth: No problem. I don’t really get this whole interview thing. No one cares about your website anyways.
Jason: Yea I know. Since nobody reads this stuff we could basically say whatever we want.
Gareth: Yea, like malicious lies like Richard has webbed feet.
Jason: Does he?
Gareth: I really can’t tell you that.
Jason: Oh, ok. So tell us about yourself.
Gareth: Everyone says I’m a genius but I’m really lazy. I’d rather think of it as…something better sounding.
Jason: Yea, that makes sense. So what’d you think of graduation?
Gareth: It sucked. It was so boring. I wish I could’ve given a speech. I would have included a witty metaphor just like those other guys. For example, graduating and going to college is just like eating ice cream...right before you go to college.
Jason: Hahaha…yea. This is stupid. Anything else you wanna say to the one person who reads this?
Gareth: Yea. I pity the fool who doesn’t stay in school; I no longer have key chains with pictures of people I don’t know in them; and I haven’t paid for my shoes in over a year. Let’s go get some Krispy Kream doughnuts.
Jason: Sounds good
Favorite Memory of Jason: When 6 of us packed into my car and tried to go to McDonald’s during the break in the middle of the APEC practice test.
Favorite Country: Not England. It’s cold there.
Reasons for Not Being a Shoemaker: I have no desire to make shoes. It’s just not me.
Best Skateboarding Trick: The hardest one I know how to do is the ollie.
Jason: Thanks for lending us the dinosaur costume. Barney was a big hit!
Gareth: No problem. I don’t really get this whole interview thing. No one cares about your website anyways.
Jason: Yea I know. Since nobody reads this stuff we could basically say whatever we want.
Gareth: Yea, like malicious lies like Richard has webbed feet.
Jason: Does he?
Gareth: I really can’t tell you that.
Jason: Oh, ok. So tell us about yourself.
Gareth: Everyone says I’m a genius but I’m really lazy. I’d rather think of it as…something better sounding.
Jason: Yea, that makes sense. So what’d you think of graduation?
Gareth: It sucked. It was so boring. I wish I could’ve given a speech. I would have included a witty metaphor just like those other guys. For example, graduating and going to college is just like eating ice cream...right before you go to college.
Jason: Hahaha…yea. This is stupid. Anything else you wanna say to the one person who reads this?
Gareth: Yea. I pity the fool who doesn’t stay in school; I no longer have key chains with pictures of people I don’t know in them; and I haven’t paid for my shoes in over a year. Let’s go get some Krispy Kream doughnuts.
Jason: Sounds good