Name: Jonathon Boiser
Favorite Memory of Jason: When we cried during Pearl Harbor…wait, I never saw that with Jason
Rank: Col. of Camping
Disorders: I think I’m schizophrenic. I’m not anorexic or bulimic though. What? Yea I know no one ever said I am. I’m just clarifying here.
How much do you enjoy DDR?: I love it. It’s my life. I sit in nickel city all day practicing behind other people so I can perfect my skills.
Jason: Hey Jon
Jon: Would you go away? I’m trying to read.
Jason: Pish, fine. Who needs you?!
Jon: You do.
Jason: Oh yea. Ok. So what’s up?
Jon: Well, I’m reading this philosopher’s book about how stupid people talk too much. It’s written in German.
Jason: I guess that’s cool. So when are we going to go to PC Jon?
Jon: How about now? This is wasting my time.
Jason: Hey now, that’s not cool.
Jon: I guess.
Jason: So what do you want me to remember you saying?
Jon: You smell like poop.
Jason: Jo mama!
Jon: Ohhhh!!!
Jason: Ohhhh!!! So yea. If you were on a deserted island, what would you bring?
Jon: I’d bring my guitar so I could serenade myself.
Jason: This is a little unrelated, but do you think that girl in Crouching Tiger is pretty?
Jon: Yea, she’s really pretty.
Jason: That’s what I thought. What do you think being a T.A. at Calvary is going to be like?
Jon: I assume it’ll be fun. Maybe a little hard. I hope to break glass ceilings and be the first non-Korean teacher!
Jason: We should take Korean classes at UCSD.
Jon: Yea.
Jason: Well, you’re boring me now, so bye!
Jon: DIE!!!
Favorite Memory of Jason: When we cried during Pearl Harbor…wait, I never saw that with Jason
Rank: Col. of Camping
Disorders: I think I’m schizophrenic. I’m not anorexic or bulimic though. What? Yea I know no one ever said I am. I’m just clarifying here.
How much do you enjoy DDR?: I love it. It’s my life. I sit in nickel city all day practicing behind other people so I can perfect my skills.
Jason: Hey Jon
Jon: Would you go away? I’m trying to read.
Jason: Pish, fine. Who needs you?!
Jon: You do.
Jason: Oh yea. Ok. So what’s up?
Jon: Well, I’m reading this philosopher’s book about how stupid people talk too much. It’s written in German.
Jason: I guess that’s cool. So when are we going to go to PC Jon?
Jon: How about now? This is wasting my time.
Jason: Hey now, that’s not cool.
Jon: I guess.
Jason: So what do you want me to remember you saying?
Jon: You smell like poop.
Jason: Jo mama!
Jon: Ohhhh!!!
Jason: Ohhhh!!! So yea. If you were on a deserted island, what would you bring?
Jon: I’d bring my guitar so I could serenade myself.
Jason: This is a little unrelated, but do you think that girl in Crouching Tiger is pretty?
Jon: Yea, she’s really pretty.
Jason: That’s what I thought. What do you think being a T.A. at Calvary is going to be like?
Jon: I assume it’ll be fun. Maybe a little hard. I hope to break glass ceilings and be the first non-Korean teacher!
Jason: We should take Korean classes at UCSD.
Jon: Yea.
Jason: Well, you’re boring me now, so bye!
Jon: DIE!!!