Squishy Penguin

Name: Henry Chi
Favorite Food: Cheese on a Stick or El Coti’s
Favorite Memory of Jason: The time he missed the freeway 18 times was memorable.
Longest Number of Days Without Showering: 13
Random Words: stupor, poop


Jason: Come here for a second Henry
Henry: Can’t you come here? I don’t like walking.
Jason: You’re lazy.
Henry: No. You should get your car so I don’t have to walk down my driveway. Why are you so lazy?
Jason: Sigh, let’s start. What is your favorite thing to do?
Henry: Hmm…Starcraft is fun. So is basketball. But I think my favorite thing to do is to hang out with pretty girls.
Jason: Yea, that does sound good.
Henry: Hee hee
Jason: What are you doing this summer?
Henry: I’ll be getting more buff and I’m writing a book.
Jason: Does the book make sense?
Henry: Probably not. I’m also working at the Taiwanese center where I don’t do any work but I get paid $10 an hour. Did I mention that I love 2Pac?
Jason: No, but I already knew that.
Henry: Ok, just making sure.
Jason: What’s your favorite song?
Henry: Wonderful Tonight by Eric Clapton.
Jason: TV show?
Henry: Dawson’s Creek.
Jason: Dude, that’s a girl show.
Henry: No it’s not, it’s good!
Jason: Whatever, girly man.
Henry: Jo mama!
Jason: You’re stupid.
Henry: Look who’s talking!
Jason: You are.
Henry: Dang it!
Jason: Oh well, any closing comments?
Henry: I wonder if there’s a sale today. I want to go shopping.