Name: Jeremy Chow
Favorite Activity: Learning how to hula dance with pretty girls
SAT Score: 1800
Friend Who Most Looks Like Lawrence Fishburne: Jason
Favorite Memory of Jason: He always made me look good because he was such a loser.
Jason: Hey Jammaster
Jeremy: Uh, hi. Why do you call me that?
Jason: I don’t really know Jer Jer.
Jeremy: So what’s going on again?
Jason: I don’t have any real content on my website so I’m interviewing people for no reason.
Jeremy: Oh…
Jason: So how’s Hawaii?
Jeremy: It’s pretty nice.
Jason: Cool, you have to hook me up with hot Hawaiian girls. Did you ever learn how to surf?
Jeremy: No
Jason: Aww, girls love a guy that surf.
Jeremy: I get enough girls without knowing how to surf.
Jason: Good point. So where you going to college?
Jeremy: Well I got into every school in existence but I decided on Cornell.
Jason: Why? Because you like corn?
Jeremy: What?
Jason: Huh?
Jeremy: Uh, are we done?
Jason: One last question. If you could be any animal, what would you be?
Jeremy: I’d be a hippo because it’s fun to spell hippopotamus.
Jason: Can’t you spell it even if you’re not a hippo?
Jeremy: I hear it’s just more fun that way.
Jason: Oh, ok. Well thanks, bye
Jeremy: Bye
