When will you shut up?!!!!
I'm hungry. But I'm too lazy to go downstairs and get some food. How sad is that? As for when I'll shut up, the answer is never. You suck. As for when will you shut up, the answer is whenever I kill you like Togapei killed Pikachu on Pokemon today. Since I have nothing else to talk about. I will tell you the infamous "Zoo Police" story. I will tell you everything that happened. But I will add things so it's more interesting. Over half of it is true. So my friend and I were at the San Diego Zoo, wandering around, bored out of our minds. We found it amusing to randomly write things in black sharpee ink on various walls and stuff. We returned to the polar bear exhibit after an earlier visit. There were these metallic polar bear statues. I was sitting on the head of the one that was standing upright. Meanwhile, my friend was writing westside or something on the side of the polar bear. A noble citizen stepped forth and gave us a verbal lashing. My friend wiped the sharpee off and we began to scurry away. The noble vigilante tattled on us to a park official and we split....like a banana. Or something like that. We were surrounded by park officials in the gorilla exhibit and so my friend decided to take a hostage. The hostage was either a baby gorilla or me. I can't really remember. We were in a standoff with park officials and our only weapon was a sharpee. We gave ourselves up for the promise that we would not be harmed along with a double scoop ice cream cone each. I wanted to hold out for sprinkles but my friend was the impatient type. We were hauled off in handcuffs and we rode in this police-type van. We had our information taken down and our pictures taken. We found the whole situation rather amusing and we couldn't help but smile. It was either smile or burst out laughing uncontrollably. I live in constant fear that I will be recognized and hauled away by the zoo police whenever I step foot in the San Diego Zoo. Beware of the zoo police. They are angry and bitter probably because their jobs usually involve reprimanding stupid kids.
I'm hungry. But I'm too lazy to go downstairs and get some food. How sad is that? As for when I'll shut up, the answer is never. You suck. As for when will you shut up, the answer is whenever I kill you like Togapei killed Pikachu on Pokemon today. Since I have nothing else to talk about. I will tell you the infamous "Zoo Police" story. I will tell you everything that happened. But I will add things so it's more interesting. Over half of it is true. So my friend and I were at the San Diego Zoo, wandering around, bored out of our minds. We found it amusing to randomly write things in black sharpee ink on various walls and stuff. We returned to the polar bear exhibit after an earlier visit. There were these metallic polar bear statues. I was sitting on the head of the one that was standing upright. Meanwhile, my friend was writing westside or something on the side of the polar bear. A noble citizen stepped forth and gave us a verbal lashing. My friend wiped the sharpee off and we began to scurry away. The noble vigilante tattled on us to a park official and we split....like a banana. Or something like that. We were surrounded by park officials in the gorilla exhibit and so my friend decided to take a hostage. The hostage was either a baby gorilla or me. I can't really remember. We were in a standoff with park officials and our only weapon was a sharpee. We gave ourselves up for the promise that we would not be harmed along with a double scoop ice cream cone each. I wanted to hold out for sprinkles but my friend was the impatient type. We were hauled off in handcuffs and we rode in this police-type van. We had our information taken down and our pictures taken. We found the whole situation rather amusing and we couldn't help but smile. It was either smile or burst out laughing uncontrollably. I live in constant fear that I will be recognized and hauled away by the zoo police whenever I step foot in the San Diego Zoo. Beware of the zoo police. They are angry and bitter probably because their jobs usually involve reprimanding stupid kids.